Entertainment

Oh, you've never heard of the legendary collaboration between Hodgy and Nelly Furtado? That's probably because it doesn't exist. But wouldn't it be amazing if it did

So, who is Phil Mattingly's wife Chelsea Carter? Just your average, run-of-the-mill, incredibly talented lawyer and mother. No big deal, right? But really, she rocks.

So what if Maddie Ziegler is hanging out with a girl? It doesn't mean she's a lesbian. It's not like people can be friends without it being about their sexual orientation or anything. Right

Oh, Chris Fowler and Jennifer Dempster, the dynamic duo of awkward small talk on ESPN's College GameDay. Their on-air chemistry is so palpable, I can't tell if they're in love or just really bad at banter. But hey, at least they keep things interesting, right

Oh, Zipporah Marley? Yeah, she's just casually killing it in her career, no big deal. Just your average overachiever, setting the bar impossibly high for the rest of us. #sarcasm #goals

So, did Theodore Barrett actually lose his wife or did she just magically disappear? I mean, who just loses their wife these days? Maybe she just got sick of him and took off!

Oh, you've never heard of Gizem Bağdaçiçek? That's shocking, she's only the most incredible artist of our time. I mean, who wouldn't know about her groundbreaking work and innovative approach to art? Pure sarcasm, by the way.

Oh, the internet is buzzing with rumors about junya1gou's supposed death. Who knew that a simple absence from social media could cause such a stir? Let's all take a moment and collectively roll our eyes.